The Spambots Attack!

I’ve posted a few times in the last several days on this blog and I have been bombarded with spam comments. The robots are getting a little more sophisticated, but are still easily identified. And of course, every comment is followed by a link to some random malware-filled website. I will not be including those links.
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Last year there was a spam bot that would write a few words and then quote part of the post. It resulted in some hilarious comments. Unfortunately I don’t have any samples of those to share, but here are a couple of the recent ones. They can be very flattering.

This was on the Sergio tree post…
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At least I think this next one is supposed to be a compliment…
“Thіs web pаge is my sucking in, rеally good ѕtуle аnd реrfect subject themе.”
And one of my favs…
“Deferenсе to writеr, ѕomе eхcellent entropy.”
I have excellent entropy, so I have that going for me.

Better Use Your Tree-Iron

A young Sergio Garcia captured our attention as he played this shot from up against a tree as part of his back nine charge on Tiger at the 1999 PGA Championship at Medinah. His run and jump up the fairway was an iconic image for golf fans. He would end up losing to Tiger by one stroke that weekend, but we were sure we’d see him at the top of the leaderboard at majors for years to come.

This week at Bay Hill Sergio found himself playing another shot from the trees. This one was a bit more precarious. He showed he still has guts. It has been 14 years. His career hasn’t lived up to the expectations. Not even close… but he sure is fun to watch. Shortly after that shot he withdrew from the tournament, illustrating that some of the reasons for his struggles over the years might be related to his poor attitude.

Just like Sergio’s first famous tree shot, Tiger came away with the win this weekend too. Tiger has shown a few glimmers of his prior dominance since his 2010 downfall. He’s started out strong the last couple years, but hasn’t had anything to show for it. A lot of people think this is the year he will make his big comeback… but they said that last year too. We'll see what happens at The Masters.

Don't Hit The Snooze Button

It's Monday morning. Did you use your snooze button today? I did. I'm an avid user of the snooze button. Maybe I should stop blaming my restless 2 year-old for my daily tiredness and start blaming myself (or my alarm clock).

➡ Don't Hit The Snooze Button | slate.com

How Our Brains Make Memories

The human brain is one of the most complex and enigmatic systems that exists in the world. The fact that we all have a functioning one attached to our shoulders detracts from the impressiveness a bit. Scientists have poked it and prodded it and run electricity through it and we still understand very little about the specifics of storing and recalling memories. Our own human brains seem incapable of understanding the complexities that govern itself.

Long term memories are formed when our brain creates a network of neurons that all fire together in a consistent sequence. It has long been thought that once this network is formed we are able to gaze upon the memory, but it is essentially read-only. We are not manipulating the construction of the network, and therefore unable to change the memory after it is formed. This is how we would presumably want it to work. Sure, memories can fade and certain details can be lost over time, but we don't go in and change components of the memory just by calling it up in our brains.

A neuroscientist had a theory that memory is malleable, and has been able to demonstrate it through experimentation. He is basically saying that when we access a memory we also risk altering that memory by inadvertently weaving in elements or changing details based on other related memories or a multitude of external factors. Once we are done thinking about it and want to commit that thing back to memory, it is forever changed and our initial copy is gone. We have no conscious way to know the memory changed because in our head the neurons that “held” that memory have essentially been re-wired. We will be just as confident, if not more1 confident, of the new incorrect memory as we were of the old one.

This memory manipulation especially affects “flash bulb” memories. This is when you say things like, “I will never forget exactly what I was doing the moment I learned about the September 11th attacks”. As we access the memory it gets changed, but our confidence in the accuracy of that memory only gets stronger.

"Nader, now a neuroscientist at McGill University in Montreal, says his memory of the World Trade Center attack has played a few tricks on him. He recalled seeing television footage on September 11 of the first plane hitting the north tower of the World Trade Center. But he was surprised to learn that such footage aired for the first time the following day. Apparently he wasn’t alone: a 2003 study of 569 college students found that 73 percent shared this misperception."
Basically… a lot of our memories are false. Our brain is continuously manipulating them as we access them.

This is a scary thought. To a certain extent the way we perceive our own self is made up of false information. We are making decisions based on incorrect facts that we think are true. Most of our conversations involve recounting stories from our past. Most of this stuff is filled with lies that we don't realize we are telling.

However, it may not be all bad. There might be a reason for why things work this way. We might be changing our memories for our own good.

“…editing might be another way to learn from experience. If fond memories of an early love weren't tempered by the knowledge of a disastrous breakup, or if recollections of difficult times weren't offset by knowledge that things worked out in the end, we might not reap the benefits of these hard-earned life lessons. Perhaps it’s better if we can rewrite our memories every time we recall them. Nader suggests that reconsolidation may be the brain’s mechanism for recasting old memories in the light of everything that has happened since. In other words, it just might be what keeps us from living in the past.”
This article is worth a read.

➔ How Our Brains Make Memories | Science & Nature | Smithsonian Magazine


  1. Because we have just recalled this memory it will feel fresher in our mind and we will believe that we successfully extracted every detail, when in actuality we have only further obscured the truth.  ↩

It's Time For March Madness

From the Wikipedia entry for “March Madness”...

March Madness is a popular term for season-ending basketball tournaments played in March. March Madness is also a registered trademark currently owned exclusively by the NCAA. The genesis of the term may be derived from Canadian politics; the fiscal year for the Canadian and Japanese governments begins on April 1. In order to be spared budget reductions, program and agency administrators and politicians, realizing that they had budget money remaining, begin to spend funds during March as though they are “mad” (crazy), and such spending to stave off budget reductions became known in Canada as “March Madness”.
Hmmm. I can't think of a more boring origin story for the moniker that we associate with the most exciting sporting event of the year. Leave it to Canada. Either way, this should be a fun year to watch the tournament.

Making a Comeback

I don’t post to Facebook or twitter a ton because I am convinced that other people don’t care about my day to day life. Writing a blog is the same thing, but even more long-winded. I don’t usually enjoy listening to or reading about the daily minutia. However, I do like to read what other people write. Not when they spell the wrong form of “there” or misuse “literally”. Not those times. But most of the other times when they are writing about something they care about.

I’ve had this blog for a few years and I have allowed it to languish. Nothing seems important enough to write for the Internet to see. Back in the day, like way back, the people who had important things to say would go to the trouble of publishing their own newspaper. I have to believe it was a major pain, and quite costly. If I lived back then I surely would not have had a newspaper. Now in the age of the Internet the barriers have been eliminated. To write something for the public to read we don't need to have anything important to say, because it is easy and free... which is why the Internet is mostly pictures of our lunch and "funny" cats. I don’t think Benjamin Franklin would be amused.

 I still don’t think I have anything all that important to say, but I do enjoy writing. I took a break from the blog for awhile because it was feeling like a chore. Something that is fun shouldn't feel like work. I mean… ain’t nobody got time for that. But I’m done with my break now and I'm going to get back at it.